Newly launched Go Fund Me to Troll and protest Trumps ridiculous wall. Chip in a buck if you get a belly laugh out of it..
The "Trump Southern Border Security Moat" Signs.
Hear me out: for 20k I'll make some big ass block letter sign with the above text and put it up somewhere on the US bank of the Rio Grande. We convince "Individual 1" AKA "Sgt. Bone Spurs" that the Mexican's have built and paid for the worlds largest moat to honor his brilliant negotiating skills and super intelligence. I'm talking about a big shiny gold sign. Fake gold spay paint of course (like the fake marble in one of his "luxury apartments"). This is all he wants, some big thing with the name of his crime family on it. $5Billion saved.
Since he's into 12th century security solutions we'll set up a fake trebuchet maybe a tar pit or two, if there is money left over. There may be a handful of his "Cult Of 45" followers that will catch on that "Rio Grande" is not *Mexican (sic) for "Big Moat" but so long as "Dear Leader" insists it's the greatest thing ever they'll fall in line. After all he's managed to convince them Mueller is an enemy of the people.
To be clear; this campaign is NOT to in any way permanently rename the Rio Grande river. This is for a temporary protest sign and to produce a funny piece of protest media. Part of the budget will go toward hiring a Trump impersonator who will give a rambling barely coherent speech about how great moats are, and how his moat is the greatest ever. The only permanent result of this campaign will be a well produced video trolling the President and his supporters.
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