Trump scandal by the numbers:
Probability Russian intelligence knowing a powerful US businessman with political aspirations is visiting, tries to set said businessman up with incriminating/embarrassing leverage.
100%
Probability that a serial philanderer, sexual assaulter, and pussy grabber in chief, goes to Moscow for Ms Universe, surrounded by beautiful women without wife, accepts advances of high priced Russian call girls.
99.99%
Certainty of CIA, NSA, FBI that Russia interfered in our elections expressly to get their preferred candidate Donald Trump elected.
100%
Likelihood Don Jr. and other campaign staff would share important info like knowing the Russian government was actively helping their campaign with noted micro-manager Donald Trump.
99.99%
Probability Russia would seek to turn or further ensnare their preferred candidate by getting them to collude with their election interference.
100%
Chances Russian psychological operations and hacking teams would identify voter book and micro-targeting data as key tool Trump campaign could provide.
100%
Chances Russians somehow got that data.
100%
Likelihood born-on-third idiot son, son in-law, and/or wildly corrupt Paul Manafort assist Russians with voter targeting data and mailing lists.
99.99%
Federal grand juries that return an indictment.
99.99%
Seems about right.